Curse

Ascension · Jun 07, 2005, 08:31 PM // 20:31

I have just been broadsided by an idea;

Since the makers of D2 are basically the makers of GW (minus some idiots along the way

), they should remake The Secret Cow Level. Now, to avoid copyright problems they would have to do this:

1. Change the name to A Hidden Bovine Place.
2. Make them cows with pick axes.
3. You get there by Wurt's teleport pad.
4. Replace the Cow King with Moomookachoo, the Price of Beef.

Can you resist it's charms?

-Ascension

secretsmg · Jun 07, 2005, 08:40 PM // 20:40

No. Let's have secret yak level instead.

CtrlAltDel · Jun 07, 2005, 08:44 PM // 20:44

Secret Scarab level where the entire floor is covered with scarabs and you can do anything but die.

=HT=Ingram · Jun 07, 2005, 09:12 PM // 21:12

The underworld is the secret bonus level in the game I believe. its not easily accessable, you have to win in hall of heros to open it, and its hard as hell. so in a way that is the secret cow level. lol

secretsmg · Jun 07, 2005, 09:21 PM // 21:21

But there are no large moving grass eating animals in uw. Unless you count the axes or behemoth -_-

Ascension · Jun 07, 2005, 09:32 PM // 21:32

hehe, I just want a cheesy spinoff of that chessy godly idea

chalt2 · Jun 07, 2005, 09:39 PM // 21:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by secretsmg

No. Let's have secret yak level instead.

I like this idea, they eat grass, they produce milk and they are eaten, the Secret Yak's Explorable Area would be a fitting homage.

Phauran · Jun 07, 2005, 09:39 PM // 21:39

i want the secrete keyboard level

airbox · Jun 07, 2005, 11:39 PM // 23:39

MAD COW DISEASE ONOES all the cows died, and in addition to all that, the level 99 chars of mine back 09 d2 that i used singlehandedly wiped out the cows. The cows you see now are just clones, yes, clones.

secretsmg · Jun 07, 2005, 11:57 PM // 23:57

bugged SOJ + Holy fire owns all

airbox · Jun 08, 2005, 12:05 AM // 00:05

We have Dragon Shields/Armor, HoJ, Dream, and Convict to do that legitly now

d4nowar · Jun 08, 2005, 12:20 AM // 00:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phauran

i want the secrete keyboard level

would it be full of clones of my ranger?

(it is named keyboard commando)

Canook · Jun 08, 2005, 02:16 AM // 02:16

hahaha thats toight.

ManadartheHealer · Jun 08, 2005, 04:45 AM // 04:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by secretsmg

No. Let's have secret yak level instead.

We really should

Kershent · Jun 08, 2005, 05:39 AM // 05:39

This has come up once before, in reference to a certain little girl at the beginning of the game...

Entrance fee for Secret yak Level: Tapestry Shred.

pHobac · Jun 08, 2005, 05:41 AM // 05:41

They just better not have as many HP as D2 Hell Cows, because I did thousands of damage with my hammerdin, and they took the hits. They would be impossible to kill with a 15-22 sword...

JjK · Jun 08, 2005, 06:05 AM // 06:05

Lvl 48 Llama

ManadartheHealer · Jun 08, 2005, 06:22 AM // 06:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by pHobac

They just better not have as many HP as D2 Hell Cows, because I did thousands of damage with my hammerdin, and they took the hits. They would be impossible to kill with a 15-22 sword...

Sure, they have the HP. But what could a Yak possibly do to you?

Gear853 · Jun 08, 2005, 07:04 AM // 07:04

i miss those cow run in d2. level 10 to 50 in like 3 run. pwned.

Omega_2005 · Jun 08, 2005, 07:56 AM // 07:56

na, there should be a Level 50 Boss... hmm... (thinks) Our wife/mother?